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Hello, I am a literary agent commissioned by Satan to turn down authors who cannot spell.

Oh my God when you read it carefully there are more mistakes than you think there are

slushpilehell:

Hello, I am A Christian woman that recently has been lead by the Lord to write books for little childrens and teensagers. I beleive these are blessings from above and I am convinced the Lord will will lead me to the write agent/pupblisher/illustrator.

I’m no theologian, but I wonder if the Lord should first lead you to a dictionary.

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    “The Lord” sure is looking out for all the little childrens and teensagers. I’m sure this woman will find the write...
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  19. jackierandall said: I’m a Christian. I have a dictionary. It’s not theology, just smarts. :)
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    Hello, I am a literary agent commissioned by Satan to turn down authors who cannot spell. Oh my God when you read it...